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lizclimo:

fair enough

lizclimo:

fair enough

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fegeleh:

nomoremissnicebi:

How about centaurs as bisexual parallels, though?

Can’t you just picture a centaur like, “What did you just call me? ‘Half human, half horse’? Ex-fucking-scuse me, I am ALL centaur!”

And just, constantly having people define you in terms of things that…

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inspired by (x)

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toomanystarstocount:

  • Cities shutting down the subway and refusing to lower bridges when potholes get too bad and nothing is done about them because hey that hurts and someone needs to fix it.
  • Cities opening old abandoned subway stations and venting hot air above ground during the winter…
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taejira:

bigjaeger:

a support group for vampires who were turned as children or adolescents. a bunch of small, melancholy kid-shaped vampires sitting around in somebody’s living room talking very seriously in tiny voices about current events in the vampire world. a lot of them dress…

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pterocera:

soloontherocks:

estrellatricotada:

soloontherocks:

things I want to see:

  • tattooed young Hera who redefines what it means to be feminine (ex: x )
  • Apollo enjoying counterculture modern music that isn’t what your grandaddy listens to because the god of music loves all music
  • Hermes dropping the internet connection of late-night bloggers when he thinks they need to get more sleep
  • Aphrodite at the forefront of modern fashion, not just for mainstream fashion but all types of beauty
  • Apollo keeping tabs on the mental health of all his followers because mental illness is illness too
  • Hera rejecting political campaigns and bringing together queer couples because the goddess of marriage knows better than some old congressman what marriage is
  • Zeus traveling the world enjoying the various diversity of his world under culturally-appropriate disguises in each country, stopping to perform quiet blessings to people who deserve it and yet who never know who that strange older man was who helped them or gave them exactly the sort of wise guidance they needed
  • Ares annoying Apollo by constantly demanding updates on the wellbeing of his injured veterans and wanting to know what Apollo plans to do about their combat-related injuries and mental illnesses
  • Ares whispering in the ears of anti-war protesters to keep world governments from using nuclear weapons
  • Ares deflecting bullets in a firefight to protect police officers chasing a gunman and casually pushing criminals’ vehicles off the road in car chases before they can hurt any innocents
  • Athena on the ground in the Middle East, following around military scouts and diverting attacks before they even notice them
  • Hermes disguised as a male nurse, quietly walking between beds in terminal care facilities, easing pain in everyone he passes by
  • Hades patiently explaining the whole “yes, I’m that Hades” “yes, this is that underworld” “no, no one’s going to torture you with fire” thing to every single person who enters his realm and never getting frustrated no matter how many times the Christians ask him about hell
  • Poseidon getting a drink in the local bars in small coastal towns because he likes to listen to the tall tales the fishermen tell as they come in from their crab boats
  • Hephaestus gleefully inventing new creations because smithing is so much more interesting with modern technology
  • Demeter convincing Zeus to sabotage the political lobbying of big agricultural corporations to protect her beloved small-time farmers
  • Hestia strolling through the suburbs calming down family arguments in the neighborhoods she visits
  • Artemis taking her responsibility for the wellbeing of young ladies seriously and invisibly sitting next to every heartbroken teenage girl crying her eyes out over some lost highschool love
  • Dionysus impersonating bartenders and demanding patrons’ car keys when they’ve had too much
  • Gods that aren’t stuck in the ancient past

Aphrodite walking in every Slutwalk in every city with signs that say NO ONE ASKS FOR IT.

Aphrodite patiently counseling the wives of sailors, incognito as that sweet girl at the grocery store.

Hephaistos crouched over a microchip, creating new technologies in instants.

Hermes as the guy behind you in line who covers your latte for you because you can’t find your wallet.

Aphrodite listening to the desperate pleas of domestic abuse victims and bringing suffering and torment to their abusers, working in women’s shelters, as a rape crisis counselor, helping to heal those who are hurt because they thought this was love, teaching them that that wasn’t love.

Demeter lobbying for paid maternal leave because you deserve time off after you’ve given birth to life.

Hera supporting working moms. Zeus making sure stay-at-home dads take proper care of the house.

Hermes as the guy at every funeral, even for people who have no one there for them.

Ares and Aphrodite reuniting soldiers and their significant others and sharing a moment when they lock eyes in the airport.

Hermes as the guy at every funeral, even for people who have no one there for them.

Artemis protecting women from street harassment. And workplace harassment. And everywhere else harassment.

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buckyupbaby:

So you wanna be a hero, kid? Well, whoop-dee-do.

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dearnonacepeople:

knight-of-antioch:

If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

It’s just in asexuals are actually have divine properties 

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toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
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  • baby: m-mm ma... m
  • magneto: mommy?
  • baby: mutant supremacy
  • magneto: good
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